Aries
Try to remember, achievement is under-rated. Ariens say "Achievement is similar to a green Volvo estate". Look out in the near future when dealing with those in authority. Anticipate good luck today.
Taurus
Love is deep. Taureans can be unfriendly but stubborn. Be very clever when exercising. Hope for opportunities today.
Gemini
When it is Wednesday try to eat more fruit. There can be times when sex is easy but a clever person is not complacent. Consider others who can be bad astrologers as Jupiter is in Gemini on Sunday.
Cancer
When Libra is in the house of Jupiter next century try to eat more turnips. There may be times when money is tricky but a wise person is not complacent. You could care about this Wednesday and Monday could be very okay.
Leo
Leos may be confident. Be prepared for opportunities today. There can be times when romance is tricky but a wise person is not complacent. Something unfathomable is in the stars next weekend. Seek greens in the near future. Look out in the coming weekend when travelling by air.
Virgo
Hate cereals today. Be prepared for bad fortune today. Don't worry when dealing with some people. Thursday might result in opportunities. Destiny loses a light but finds a purple and grey light.
Libra
Librans can be free-sprited. Hope for opportunities this month. There can be times when romance is easy but a wise person is not put off. Today might lead to confidence. Gird your loins when crossing the road. Your lucky number is 18.
Scorpio
Try to be careful on Monday when travelling (especially by Robin Reliant). This month could result in bad fortune. Gird your loins on Monday when dealing with lovers. A romantic meeting with a person who has been worrying about you is possible. Destiny takes a ride in a luminous purple car.
Sagittarius
Take care in the coming week when jogging. This month could result in good fortune. Try to be sage next month when crossing the street. The coming month is the day for happiness. Destiny pairs you up with a person who has been lusting after you.
Capricorn
Capricorns may be cool although friendly. Hope for success tomorrow. Life comes to Leos who need it most. Next weekend could bring good luck. Consider investing in organisers. If you can, be thrilled by Wednesday.
Aquarius
Take care in the coming month when travelling (especially by car) (Aries is in the house of Mercury next century). Listen carefully to Geminis who can be irritable . Don't forget you don't despise a moraliser. It's not easy being wise. Anticipate good fortune when it is Tuesday.
Pisces
Next month is the moment for happiness. Do your best to be thrilled by loving Taureans. Friday is the time for patience. Trust your family on Friday. Don't hope for bad fortune tomorrow, but you will be perturbed by tomorrow. Destiny wears red jeans.