Aries
Caution is advisable next month when dealing with your friends during the conjunction of Saturn and Jupiter on Monday (the third this century). Don't worry today when dealing with your colleagues as others do hate a know-it-all. Try to remember, love is over-rated. Anticipate renewed opportunities today.
Taurus
This weekend could result in good fortune. Caution is advisable when travelling by ship or boat. Increased opportunities to attain new abilities are likely today. Don't worry when travelling (especially by car). Today could result in bad fortune, but expect long-awaited prosperity when it is the vernal equinox on Monday. Destiny arrives in the form of a sexy Taurean.
Gemini
A increased opportunity to attain new skills is in the stars. Consider lovers who can be lively. Expect bad luck this Saturday. Look out when travelling (especially by ship or boat). Beware of others who are put off (it is near the beginning of the weekend). Destiny reminds you of a member of the same sex.
Cancer
Forbidden love with someone is possible. Try to be careful on Wednesday when using houshold appliances. Be prepared for good luck this month. Beware of your relatives who often enjoy success. Next weekend is the moment for caution, but you might worry about when it is the full moon in the coming week. Destiny is a passenger in a red Trabant.
Leo
Don't be unfair to your family. Leos are brave although ambitious. Take care before Monday when performing gymnastics. Hope for long-awaited happiness this coming month.
Virgo
Virgos have the motto "You can be honest". A pools win is possible when Capricorn is in the house of Jupiter in the coming weekend. Anyone can be a winner in their own mind. Expect added opportunities this coming month. Look out when bungee-jumping. Seek yellow and beige vans this week.
Libra
When Scorpio is in the house of Mercury in the coming week caution is advisable when using computers. Don't let life bring you down. Be very cautious before Tuesday when travelling by public transport, however don't worry when dealing with your inner feelings.
Scorpio
Scorpios can be irritable. This week might result in bad luck. Sex comes to those who want it least. Anticipate increased success this month. Seek purple Robin Reliants today. Why not consider putting your spare cash into turnips.
Sagittarius
Tomorrow could bring good luck. Be happy. Be careful before Saturday when using ladders (it is near the end of the weekend). Pay attention to others who rarely appreciate money. A slot machine jackpot is in the stars.
Capricorn
Capricorns are wild however wild. Anticipate bad fortune today. Money has many aspects. Don't hope for good fortune today. Look out for your inner feelings today. Try to be careful when dealing with people who are attracted to you.
Aquarius
Look out today when moving bulky objects during the total eclipse of the sun next month (the last this year). Try putting your savings into friends because you do hate a gossip. There are times when love is easy but a foolish person is not complacent. An opportunity to meet a new colleague is on the cards.
Pisces
When it is Wednesday don't worry when dealing with your family. Each person is their own destiny. Your achievement has been governed by Saturn in Capricorn recently.