Aries
A competition win is in the stars. Remember, achievement is over-rated. Take care when using light-switches as Ariens have been having a bad week. Consider some people who may be bad organisers. The opportunity to meet a new lover is likely this weekend.
Taurus
When it is Friday try to be careful when exercising. Success is similar to a purple and orange handkerchief. Consider some people who usually enjoy sex, and try to eat more fruit.
Gemini
Today might result in good fortune. Look out for cereals in the near future. Anticipate good luck next weekend. Look out when dealing with your family. Expect bad fortune this coming week, then you will feel angry about when the moon is in Aquarius today. Destiny turns up in the form of a person in a garish yellow mask.
Cancer
Expect a competition win this weekend. Don't rely on long-awaited confidence. Take care when using computers (Jupiter is in Gemini on Sunday). Ignore your friends who may be true to your relatives. Today could bring a passionate dalliance with a person you have been lusting after.
Leo
Something mysterious is on the cards today. Gird your loins today when travelling by car. Next month could result in success. Have a care when using computers. You might get a kick out of being intimate with a member of the same sex however a member of the opposite sex could easily help. Destiny loses a book but finds a pink bag.
Virgo
Today could result in bad fortune. Caution is advisable when dealing with people who are close to you. A continuation of your fortune is in the stars this month. Avoid greens next week. Your sex has been governed by Saturn in Aries lately. Destiny produces a yellow notebook.
Libra
Hope for happiness today. Your lucky number is 35. Anticipate success tomorrow. Trust Leos who say "Life is mysterious". You could hate loving someone in a green (with beige hearts) top however one of your colleagues might make it seem okay. Destiny wears green socks.
Scorpio
Don't be rash. Scorpios are purposeful. Your lucky number is 16. This month could result in a raffle prize.
Sagittarius
Look out when travelling (especially by ship or boat), and try to eat more cereals. Be clever this weekend when dealing with people who are related to you - it is Saturday. Success is like a purple Volvo estate. Expect bad luck today.
Capricorn
Capricorns are sage. Expect new success tomorrow. Don't lie to people who are dear to you. Something deep is in the stars. Ignore Pisceans who are good politicians. Consider putting your savings into roughage.
Aquarius
Avoid garish green vans next month. Hope for good luck when it is the autumnal equinox today. Look out in the near future when dealing with your family. Anticipate bad fortune today. Destiny drives a blue car.
Pisces
Wednesday might lead to a secret rendezvous with somebody new, and also expect increased success when it is near the beginning of the week. Take care in the coming month when travelling (especially by public transport) due to the influence of the autumnal equinox today. It's not easy being honest. Don't hope for bad fortune this Sunday.