Aries
Expect good luck today. There are times when sex is difficult but a clever person is not put off. Avoid red Ford Cortinas before Saturday due to the influence of the conjunction of Saturn and the sun. Your lucky number is 2.7074 x 10^11. Wednesday could bring good fortune.
Taurus
Consider your partners who say "Don't hate bad fortune". Next month could bring new success. Take care when using light-switches. Something dark is likely. Destiny takes you on a trip by bicycle.
Gemini
Be prepared for prosperity when Capricorn is in the house of the moon on Saturday, and also you could feel good about today. Look out when using electrical equipment during the full moon today. There can be times when success is easy but a foolish person is not complacent. A raffle prize is possible.
Cancer
When Mars is in Taurus in the coming weekend have a care when swimming. Try to remember, life is over-rated. You could easily take delight in tomorrow although next week might as well be worse.
Leo
Leos may be resigned to it. Hope for good luck this week. Each person is their own destiny. A change in your happiness is in the stars today. Don't worry when dealing with some people. Hate turnips next month.
Virgo
Expect good luck today. Hate sharp implements today. Next week is the day for patience. Trust those in authority who are devotees of Margaret Thatcher. Wear a blue top for opportunities this weekend, and try to eat more vegetables. Destiny is really unfathomable.
Libra
When it is near the end of the weekend try to eat more spinach. Life rewards friends who need it least. You might hate being with that person in a red scarf but a person in a white pullover could help.
Scorpio
When it is the full moon today give your friends a break. Love has many aspects. Your life has been governed by the full moon before Wednesday in Sagittarius recently.
Sagittarius
Today could result in renewed confidence. Be clever when parachuting or sky-diving. Anticipate prosperity today, and also expect unexpected opportunities tomorrow. Avoid Geminis who would like to be Karl Marx. Remember, life is rarely taken for granted.
Capricorn
When it is Sunday try to eat more roughage. There can be times when money is easy but a sage person is not put off. Be very careful this week when travelling (especially by car), however give people who are dear to you an even break.
Aquarius
Anticipate a steamy rendezvous with someone this week. Be careful next weekend when dealing with those in authority. Anticipate long-awaited opportunities tomorrow. Look out when travelling by bicycle. Hope for long-awaited prosperity this coming week during the autumnal equinox next week. Destiny arrives in a green bus.
Pisces
Don't be prepared for good luck this coming week. Take care when dealing with your colleagues. Tomorrow could bring added prosperity. Listen carefully to organisers who are sage. Your religion has been governed by bosses lately. Destiny wears a pink top.