Aries
Anticipate a steamy rendezvous with a member of the opposite sex this Friday. Try to be careful this weekend when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Anticipate good fortune when Libra is in the house of Saturn on Wednesday. Beware of your inner feelings next weekend. Don't hope for happiness today because Gemini is in the house of Saturn in the near future. Destiny arrives in the form of one of your lovers.
Taurus
Have a care in the near future when parachuting or sky-diving. Expect good fortune tomorrow. Avoid purple and beige Ford Cortinas today. Be prepared for renewed happiness today. Destiny brings a pink parasol.
Gemini
Anticipate renewed happiness this month. Hate those in authority on Friday. Don't anticipate good luck this coming month. Pay attention to people who are related to you who have the motto "Love rewards those in authority who need it least". Don't anticipate unexpected happiness tomorrow due to the influence of others. Destiny brings a yellow light.
Cancer
When it is the conjunction of Mercury and Saturn today (the second this month) give those in authority a break. Religion is dark. Wear a pink dress for a raffle prize this coming week, and try to eat more nuts.
Leo
Leos are resigned to it but free-sprited. Don't anticipate more success next month. Each person is their own destiny. A slot machine jackpot is on the cards this Tuesday. Be very cautious before Tuesday when dealing with your friends. Remember Sir Francis Bacon once said, "Achievement comes to those who need it least".
Virgo
Seek yellow Ford Cortinas today. A added growth of your fortune is possible today. Caution is advisable on Monday when using sharp implements. This weekend might result in renewed confidence. Destiny drives a blue Trabant.
Libra
Have a care next weekend when carrying bulky objects. A change in your luck is in the stars tomorrow. Ignore your inner feelings who would like to be Henry David Thoreau. Something unfathomable is on the cards. Destiny loses a pen but finds a yellow and orange parasol.
Scorpio
There can be times when love is good but a clever person is not complacent. Scorpios regularly be thrilled by success. Seek people who are related to you next week. Be prepared for new prosperity this coming week.
Sagittarius
Achievement comes to your family who want it most. Sagittarians sometimes care about achievement. Avoid your family who can be unfriendly although foolish. The coming week might result in a competition win.
Capricorn
Remember, money is over-rated. Capricorns say "Don't try to be unfair to your colleagues". Ignore others who can be honest. Next weekend is the time for caution.
Aquarius
Remember, success is rarely taken for granted. Aquarians can be mysterious and boring. Look out for ladders on Sunday. Be prepared for good fortune when it is near the beginning of the week.
Pisces
A added chance to travel is on the cards this coming month. Avoid some people who aspire to be Groucho Marx. Anticipate a passionate dalliance with a member of the opposite sex today. Consider others who are cool but clever. Take care today when using light-switches, however give bosses a break. Destiny drives a red car.