Aries
You could easily worry about this week although today might as well try to be worse. Beware of pink (with brown hearts) convertibles today because Aquarians have been having a quite uncomfortable time this weekend. Don't forget, success is over-rated. New involvement with one of your relatives is in the stars today.
Taurus
Pay attention to those in authority who can be good politicians, and try to eat more cereals. Caution is advisable today when travelling (especially by public transport) - those in authority have been having a lousy time recently. You are confident. Be prepared for a competition win this Tuesday.
Gemini
Be prepared for bad fortune when Scorpio is in the house of Jupiter next month. Trust your family who are honest however positive. Chances to meet a new relative are likely tomorrow. Don't worry today when dealing with others. Look out when performing gymnastics, but beware of organisers. Destiny appears in the form of a trustworthy Sagittarian.
Cancer
When it is the full moon next century try to eat more spinach. Anyone can be a winner in their own mind. Today could bring opportunities as it is Tuesday.
Leo
The chance to travel is likely next weekend, and also you might as well feel relieved about next weekend. Be cautious when carrying bulky items - you have just had a quite uncomfortable time lately. You may be witty however witty. Something dark is likely this week.
Virgo
Try buying shares in Robin Reliants. Don't anticipate long-awaited prosperity this week. Look out when using mining and demolition equipment. This month is the moment for happiness. Destiny wears pink socks.
Libra
Librans are bad astrologers. Expect unexpected happiness this weekend. Nostalgia is a miserable bedfellow. Tomorrow might lead to good fortune. Seek green (with grey stripes) VW camper vans in the near future. Have a care when using cutlery.
Scorpio
When it is the full moon next month give bosses an even break. Try to remember, success is under-rated. Hope for a secret meeting with someone when it is Thursday - you don't despise a know-it-all.
Sagittarius
Hope for bad luck tomorrow. Don't let achievement make you upset. Beware of purple and navy vans before Thursday during the new moon on Monday. Avoid dark white Morris Minors in the near future. Next week is the time for excitement.
Capricorn
When it is Tuesday beware of your partners. It's not easy being foolish. Your romance has been ruled by the autumnal equinox today lately.
Aquarius
Today could bring a passionate dalliance with an old colleague. You can be honest however complacent. Take care when moving bulky items (it is the vernal equinox today). Seek some people in the coming month. A reversal of your fortune is possible.
Pisces
Today might lead to a competition win. Each person is their own destiny. Beware of houshold appliances this month (it is the full moon in the coming week). Trust Aquarians who are stubborn. Expect renewed opportunities next week.