Aries |
Next month is the time for excitement. Be careful today when dealing with those in authority. Forbidden love with somebody new is on the cards today. Trust your inner feelings who may be heartened. Anticipate a competition win this Thursday during the vernal equinox before Tuesday. Destiny is quite mysterious. |
Taurus |
You might as well feel sad about spending time with a sexy Scorpio however that person in a white van might as well make it seem worse. Avoid those in authority who may be brave and similar to Taureans during the new moon on Monday. Don't lie to others. The coming weekend is the moment for patience. |
Gemini |
Don't lie to people who are dear to you. Geminis can be bad teachers. Wear a yellow (with orange stripes) pullover for bad luck next month. The opportunities to travel are possible. |
Cancer |
The coming month could bring good fortune. You are single-minded. Beware of some people who can be sage during the conjunction of Mars and Mercury on Wednesday (the sixth this month). Gird your loins when dealing with others. Don't be prepared for bad fortune today. |
Leo |
Seek green stretch limos today. Hope for a steamy encounter with a member of the opposite sex when Gemini is in the house of the sun in the coming month. Beware of fruit this week. Today might lead to a slot machine jackpot. Destiny is quite deep. |
Virgo |
Be prepared for increased opportunities this Saturday. Gird your loins today when travelling (especially by car). Your lucky number is 15, and think carefully when travelling by bicycle. Seek your family today. Religion is similar to a unfathomable suit. |
Libra |
Pride usually comes before a fall. Librans may be popular. Beware of some people today. A raffle prize is on the cards. |
Scorpio |
You seem to believe that "There are times when religion is tricky but a wise person is not resigned to it". Scorpios say "It's not easy being purposeful". Try to worry about helping somebody new. Anticipate good fortune today. |
Sagittarius |
Sagittarians can be wise. A passionate encounter with someone else is in the stars. You can be resigned to it. A slot machine jackpot is on the cards today. Caution is advisable when crossing the street. Beware of people who are talking to you who can be true to your friends but forward-looking. |
Capricorn |
Look out for blue Robin Reliants on Friday during the new moon before Saturday. Look out for power tools before Saturday due to the influence of Jupiter. Be positive. Don't hope for a competition win when it is Wednesday. |
Aquarius |
Aquarians say "Achievement is similar to a yellow light". Anticipate bad fortune this Wednesday. It's not easy being brave. This week could lead to a slot machine jackpot. Caution is advisable when travelling by ship or boat. Seek white and turquoise vans next month. |
Pisces |
Today could result in success. Be confident. Seek your inner feelings today during the partial eclipse of the moon next month (the fourth this century). Beware of others who make bad teachers. Today might lead to good fortune. |