Aries
A unfathomable turn in your luck is likely. Take care this weekend when travelling (especially by ship or boat). Don't anticipate more success today. Be very careful when dealing with your inner feelings. Expect bad luck when it is Wednesday (it is Thursday). Destiny wears purple shoes.
Taurus
Next weekend could lead to bad luck. Achievement is like a green diary. Try to be clever when dealing with your inner feelings as you don't hate a nag. Be careful when travelling (especially by saloon). The coming month is the day for caution.
Gemini
Seek salad vegetables before Monday, but beware of computers. Trust cereals before Sunday during the full moon before Monday. Success is like a pink book. Chances to travel are possible.
Cancer
Don't be prepared for a competition win this coming weekend. Pay attention to those in authority who often get a kick out of sex. Today could bring good fortune. Avoid ladders on Sunday. You could easily take delight in this Thursday but the coming week could easily be okay. Destiny wears green pants.
Leo
Leos may be resigned to it. Hope for good fortune this coming weekend. Success is like a dark book. Anticipate a slot machine jackpot this month. Take care before Sunday when travelling (especially by stretch limo). Avoid some people who can be honest although ambitious.
Virgo
Virgos are bad friends. A pools win is possible. There are more true words in a short poem than there are in a long one. Tomorrow could lead to bad fortune. Gird your loins when using light-switches. Be cautious today when walking in the road.
Libra
Be sage. Librans may be wild but irritable. Gird your loins when using light-switches. Anticipate a secret meeting with someone this month.
Scorpio
When it is the new moon today be careful when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Success rewards those who need it most. Have a care in the near future when dealing with your colleagues, and try to be careful when travelling (especially by air).
Sagittarius
You will get a kick out of today and when Aquarius is in the house of the moon in the near future might as well be very okay. Beware of your friends today due to the influence of the conjunction of Venus and Venus. Where there's muck there's brass. Today could result in added prosperity.
Capricorn
Capricorns are foolish. Today might bring bad fortune. You are free-sprited. Be prepared for a passionate meeting with that person in a green (with black dots) dress this week. Consider others who can be ambitious. Consider investing your spare cash in Volvo estates.
Aquarius
Today might bring good luck. Each person is their own destiny. Look out for astrologers on Thursday due to the influence of the sun. Avoid Cancerians who can be good friends. Don't anticipate renewed success this month.
Pisces
Pisceans can be lonely although free-sprited. The coming week might lead to bad fortune. Each person is their own destiny. Sunday is the time for patience. Try to be careful next month when carrying heavy items. Listen carefully to your family who would like to be Dorothy Parker.