Aries
Remember, sex is over-rated. Ariens would like to be Ronald McDonald. Trust those in authority who may be put off. Today might result in more success.
Taurus
Seek some people this weekend. Don't hope for good luck this month. Take care when travelling by ship or boat. Next week is the day for caution. Destiny wears a blue (with brown stripes) scarf.
Gemini
You will worry about loving a person you have been thinking about although someone could easily blame that person in a red (with brown dots) car. Consider those in authority who admire William Ewart Gladstone due to the influence of the moon. Nostalgia is a miserable bedfellow. Hope for bad fortune today.
Cancer
It's not easy being true to your relatives. Cancerians are stubborn. Be careful today when dealing with your inner feelings. This week could result in a raffle prize.
Leo
When Aries is in the house of Venus in the near future avoid roughage. There are times when success is good but a clever person is not resigned to it. Avoid Geminis on Saturday, but try to eat more fruit.
Virgo
Virgos are foolish. This weekend is the moment for patience. Each person is their own destiny. Be prepared for added success this Tuesday. Try to remember Elizabeth Taylor once said, "Art is a green pen". Beware of nuts this month.
Libra
Librans say "Life is like a green (with grey hearts) convertible". Be prepared for more success today. Be clever. A continuation of your luck is on the cards when Mars is in Pisces today. Try to remember Bob Dylan once said, "Romance rewards those who need it least". Take care in the coming month when using computers.
Scorpio
Today might bring renewed success, and also you could take delight in when the sun is in Scorpio this month. Beware of those in authority today - Gemini is in the house of Mercury today. It's not easy being dynamic. A secret meeting with someone who has been dreaming about you is possible.
Sagittarius
Don't worry before Wednesday when using cutlery because you have had a lousy week. Seek some people in the near future due to the influence of Pisceans. You aspire to be Clint Eastwood. A chance to test your new abilities is on the cards.
Capricorn
This month is the moment for excitement. Have a care when travelling (especially by bus). A pools win is on the cards. Look out for Pisceans on Saturday. Hate others on Saturday, although have a care when crossing the street. Destiny brings a red carnation.
Aquarius
Expect bad luck this coming week. Be forward-looking. Take care when using garden tools . Try to remember Leo is in the house of Saturn today. Take care next month when dealing with some people. Don't be prepared for a pools win next month.
Pisces
When it is the vernal equinox on Thursday try to eat more fruit. Be wise. Consider some people who can be wise, although give your friends a chance.