Aries |
Don't anticipate bad fortune when it is near the end of the month. Don't let success make you miserable. Look out when travelling (especially by Morris Minor) . Try to remember Scorpio is in the house of the moon in the near future. Be very careful in the coming month when dealing with people who are related to you. Anticipate good luck when it is the vernal equinox today. |
Taurus |
Next month is the time for caution. Don't jump to conclusions. Look out for yellow Volvo estates next month as it is Tuesday. Beware of power tools today. Tuesday could result in a secret meeting with a member of the same sex. |
Gemini |
You may be dynamic. Geminis can be wise although like Cancerians. Look out for Geminis today. Tomorrow might result in bad fortune. |
Cancer |
Beware of people who are attracted to you on Friday. Don't anticipate bad fortune today. Beware of yellow (with grey dots) Ford Cortinas in the near future. Today is the moment for happiness. Destiny holds a yellow book. |
Leo |
An opportunity to meet a new lover is likely this Tuesday. Be true to your friends. Wear a purple dress for happiness this month as Taurus is in the house of Venus before Tuesday. Ignore some people who rarely like sex. This month is the time for patience. |
Virgo |
Virgos can be purposeful however purposeful. Next weekend could lead to a pools win. Don't hate bad fortune. Anticipate good fortune this coming month. Take care before Friday when using houshold appliances. Try to remember John F. Kennedy once said, "You can be wise". |
Libra |
Consider people who are in debt to you who rarely worry about success, and avoid some people. Look out when bungee-jumping because it is near the beginning of the weekend. It's not easy being cool. Monday could bring confidence. |
Scorpio |
When the sun is in Libra in the coming week give your friends a fair deal. It's not easy being irritable. You will feel happy about tomorrow and the coming week could easily be worse. |
Sagittarius |
Religion has many aspects. Sagittarians rarely hate romance. Your lucky number is 3.6619 x 10^21. Today might bring confidence. |
Capricorn |
Listen carefully to your inner feelings who usually say "Religion is like a red (with beige dots) car". Something mysterious is possible next weekend. Avoid your friends next week. Don't hope for a slot machine jackpot today. Destiny arrives in the form of someone in a blue mask. |
Aquarius |
Anticipate bad luck today. Caution is advisable when dealing with others. Seek your family in the coming weekend, although take care when walking in the road. Be very careful when swimming. Each person is their own destiny. |
Pisces |
Sex rewards those who need it least. Pisceans can be happy although single-minded. Look out for your family next week. Today might result in a passionate dalliance with a friendly Libran. |