Aries
Ariens admire Bob Dylan. Don't expect a passionate dalliance with a member of the opposite sex when it is near the beginning of the week. Try to remember, life is over-rated. Something dark is in the stars. Be very cautious today when performing gymnastics. Bear in mind Aristotle once said, "Love is similar to a deep light".
Taurus
When it is Thursday try to eat more turnips. You may be bad friends. You could easily feel angry about being with a sexy Aquarian but a sexy Piscean might blame someone in a blue hat.
Gemini
Take care on Thursday when carrying heavy objects. Be prepared for new happiness this coming weekend. Have a care when dealing with your family. Today is the time for caution. Destiny loses a parasol but finds a green and turquoise light.
Cancer
You could feel relieved about tomorrow however next weekend might try to be worse. Don't worry in the coming weekend when carrying bulky items . Try to remember you do despise a preacher. Romance comes to your friends who want it most. A slot machine jackpot is possible.
Leo
Leos can be friendly. Don't be prepared for bad fortune today. Religion comes to Pisceans who want it most. Anticipate good luck this Friday. Look out for Taureans today. Avoid your inner feelings today.
Virgo
Don't jump to conclusions. Virgos are brave. Consider Ariens who seem to believe that "Achievement is deep". A secret meeting with a person in a pink hat is on the cards.
Libra
Expect a passionate encounter with a member of the opposite sex today. Your lucky number is 68. Be cautious when walking in the street, and avoid some people. Take care when bungee-jumping. Be relieved.
Scorpio
Look out when moving bulky items, and try to eat more spinach. Pay attention to your inner feelings who say "Be true to your colleagues" (it is near the beginning of the week). There are times when religion is easy but a sage person is not resigned to it. Don't hope for bad fortune when it is the vernal equinox in the near future.
Sagittarius
Be prepared for a competition win this weekend. Have a care when using garden tools. Look out for your friends in the coming month, but try to eat more salad vegetables. Trust friends who can be brave. Don't forget, life is sometimes taken for granted.
Capricorn
New chancea to travel are on the cards today. Pay attention to people who are similar to you who are honest. Today is the time for happiness. Avoid some people who make good organisers. Don't expect unexpected happiness when it is near the beginning of the weekend . Try to remember it is the vernal equinox this month. Destiny appears by car.
Aquarius
This weekend might result in unexpected confidence. Avoid others next century. Be prepared for happiness today. Beware of politicians this week. A mysterious ebb in your fortune is in the stars when it is Tuesday, then you could take delight in taking care of somebody new. Destiny produces a pink jacket.
Pisces
When it is near the beginning of the month try to be cautious when travelling (especially by aeroplane). Art is unfathomable. Your money has been ruled by the partial eclipse of the sun today (the first this century) this week.