Aries
Today might result in added prosperity. Look out today when lifting bulky objects. Today is the time for patience, and anticipate bad luck tomorrow. Be cautious today when exercising. You tell you "There are times when life is hard but a wise person is not complacent".
Taurus
Look out for computers next month. This month could lead to bad luck. Be very cautious when travelling (especially by car). Today could bring bad fortune. Destiny takes a ride in a yellow and turquoise convertible.
Gemini
Consider some people who say "There may be times when money is easy but a clever person is not complacent". Next week could result in a romantic affair with that person you have been dreaming about. See if you can care about today. Tomorrow could lead to bad fortune. Destiny holds a white (with turquoise stripes) bag.
Cancer
Tomorrow is the moment for patience. Try to be careful on Sunday when dealing with those in authority. Your success has been governed by the autumnal equinox today recently. Gird your loins before Wednesday when dealing with those in authority. There can be times when money is bad but a wise person is not put off.
Leo
When it is the new moon on Sunday try to eat more salad vegetables. You are resigned to it but true to your friends. You could easily enjoy next month but today could easily try to be worse.
Virgo
Expect good luck today. Be cautious today when travelling (especially by car). Expect a slot machine jackpot today because it is near the end of the month. Listen carefully to your inner feelings who regularly enjoy success. There can be times when success is easy but a clever person is not resigned to it.
Libra
Hope for prosperity this Thursday. Look out for white and brown Robin Reliants next month. Don't expect success this Sunday. Look out for green Trabants this month. Take care today when travelling (especially by car) - Saturn is in Aries today. Destiny carries a blue book.
Scorpio
Anticipate a pools win this week. Be cautious when travelling (especially by ship or boat). Anticipate good luck this month due to the influence of the partial eclipse of the moon in the near future (the first this year) in Leo. Beware of white (with turquoise stripes) buses today. Be true to your friends.
Sagittarius
Look out for greens next weekend. Today is the time for excitement. Avoid astrologers on Thursday. Tomorrow could lead to confidence. Destiny wears red and brown jeans.
Capricorn
Hate turnips in the coming weekend. Today could lead to more happiness. Try to be careful today when performing gymnastics. Today is the time for happiness. Destiny pairs you up with that person in a purple bus.
Aquarius
Expect bad fortune this Thursday. Be sage today when using cutlery. A secret rendezvous with a member of the opposite sex is in the stars next week. Seek roughage today. Hope for new success next weekend, and also be prepared for good fortune tomorrow. Destiny loses a bag but finds a yellow handkerchief.
Pisces
Listen carefully to others who can be brave. Anticipate added happiness today. Gird your loins on Sunday when travelling (especially by Ford Cortina). Hope for bad fortune this coming month. Destiny pairs you up with a person who has been lusting after you.