Aries
Don't expect bad fortune this coming weekend. Ignore those in authority who may be clever but stubborn. Hope for good fortune this Wednesday. Gird your loins in the coming weekend when dealing with people who are similar to you. You could feel relieved about tomorrow and tomorrow might as well be okay. Destiny loses a pen but finds a red and beige notebook.
Taurus
Sex rewards some people who need it least. Taureans may be wild. Look out in the coming weekend when exercising. Hope for opportunities this weekend.
Gemini
Next weekend might lead to good fortune. Take care this week when mountaineering. Expect added happiness today, but you could like this coming week. Take care when travelling by ship or boat. Where there's muck there's brass.
Cancer
Be cautious when using houshold appliances. Anticipate good luck today. Gird your loins today when dealing with your inner feelings. The opportunity to meet a new friend is possible next week. Destiny pairs you up with one of your friends.
Leo
Leos may be bad lovers. A pools win is possible. You can be bad bosses. A competition win is possible this Wednesday. Seek people who are related to you today. Beware of Aquarians on Saturday.
Virgo
Don't trust friends. Virgos would like to be Lewis Carroll. Beware of some people who make bad astrologers. Anticipate a slot machine jackpot this Wednesday.
Libra
There are more true words in a short poem than there are in a long one. Librans would like to be Clint Eastwood. Have a care before Thursday when crossing the street. Anticipate opportunities this coming month.
Scorpio
When Scorpio is in the house of Jupiter next month try to eat more salad vegetables. Achievement is like a dark yellow Robin Reliant. Don't worry on Monday when travelling (especially by car), but look out for yellow buses.
Sagittarius
Caution is advisable today when travelling by public transport. Expect good fortune tomorrow. Trust people who are related to you who may be witty. The chancea to travel are in the stars. Destiny wears pink shoes.
Capricorn
Romance with a person who has been lusting after you is on the cards this Wednesday. Avoid friends on Wednesday. Hope for a steamy encounter with one of your colleagues today. Look out for those in authority next century. Anticipate opportunities this coming weekend, and also anticipate renewed prosperity when it is the full moon next month. Destiny is really unfathomable.
Aquarius
Have a care in the near future when dealing with others. Tomorrow could result in added opportunities. Beware of lovers before Friday. Next week might lead to success. Destiny wears a green suit.
Pisces
Your lucky number is 75. Be prepared for bad fortune next month. Try to remember Leo Tolstoy once said, "There can be times when religion is good but a clever person is not complacent". Don't be prepared for bad luck when it is Saturday. Destiny wears blue (with navy circles) pants.