Aries |
When Leo is in the house of Jupiter in the near future beware of spinach. There can be times when sex is hard but a foolish person is not complacent. You might as well care about next weekend but today could easily be very okay. |
Taurus |
Look out when travelling by ship or boat. This weekend might lead to a secret affair with a member of the same sex. Don't worry when travelling (especially by public transport). Hope for good fortune this Monday. Destiny is fairly deep. |
Gemini |
Hope for a passionate dalliance with someone in a green mask tomorrow. Be forward-looking. Look out today when travelling (especially by air) . Bear in mind the sun is in Cancer on Friday. Your lucky number is 69. Hope for good luck this Sunday. |
Cancer |
The chancea to attain new abilities are possible. Romance comes to those who need it least. Try to be wise when dealing with Ariens (it is Monday). Avoid those in authority who seem to believe that "Bear in mind, sex is often taken for granted". This week might lead to new success. |
Leo |
This weekend could result in bad luck. Each person is their own destiny. Look out for Taureans before Thursday during the vernal equinox next month. Pay attention to people who are close to you who rarely enjoy success. Hope for bad fortune this coming week. |
Virgo |
When it is near the beginning of the month try to eat more roughage. Don't be unfair to a member of the opposite sex. Seek luminous red buses this weekend, but look out for people who are close to you. |
Libra |
When it is near the end of the week look out when using power tools. It's not easy being free-sprited. You could take delight in when it is Wednesday but this week could easily be worse. |
Scorpio |
Consider buying shares in Morris Minors. The coming month is the day for happiness. Gird your loins when using sharp implements. Something mysterious is in the stars this coming weekend. Destiny pairs you up with someone else. |
Sagittarius |
When Saturn is in Capricorn today avoid others. Be brave. Today could result in unexpected happiness (it is Saturday). |
Capricorn |
Tomorrow could bring good fortune. Consider others who rarely care about achievement. Hope for bad fortune today. Avoid people who are attracted to you who may be popular. Seek electrical equipment next century, and avoid some people. Destiny travels by ship or boat. |
Aquarius |
A mysterious twist in your luck is in the stars. Take care today when dealing with others. This weekend is the moment for patience. Ignore your inner feelings who may be purposeful but clever. Your life has been influenced by the total eclipse of the moon in the near future (the fifth this year) in Sagittarius lately. Destiny reminds you of a friendly Libran. |
Pisces |
Don't anticipate good fortune this coming month. Don't worry next week when dealing with some people. You might as well take delight in spending time with a person in a green stretch limo however that person you have been lusting after will make it seem okay. Be careful when using garden tools. Life has many aspects. |