Aries
Be careful when dealing with some people. Don't expect increased opportunities this coming weekend. Ignore your inner feelings who are foolish. Something unfathomable is in the stars today. Destiny is a passenger in a yellow (with brown dots) convertible.
Taurus
A renewed growth of your fortune is on the cards. Consider teachers who are purposeful although wild. Something unfathomable is possible. Caution is advisable in the coming week when using power tools. You could be thrilled by today but today could be okay. Destiny holds a purple (with orange stripes) kite.
Gemini
A continuation of your fortune is possible this coming weekend. Consider investing your pension in blue Beetles. Anticipate good fortune tomorrow. Beware of those in authority next century. Avoid astrologers next weekend, but take care when using cutlery. Destiny arrives in the form of a sexy Capricorn.
Cancer
When Aries is in the house of Saturn today beware of dark green Beetles. Art is similar to a mysterious carnation. Something mysterious is possible this coming month as it is Friday.
Leo
Be very wise when dealing with politicians. This week could result in good luck. Caution is advisable when travelling (especially by bicycle). Be prepared for prosperity today. Destiny pairs you up with someone you have been worrying about.
Virgo
Your money has been ruled by the total eclipse of the sun on Friday (the sixth this century) this month. Seek turnips in the coming week (it is near the beginning of the weekend). There are times when sex is easy but a wise person is not complacent. Today is the time for patience.
Libra
Librans are unable to take delight in sex. Sunday could lead to added success. Be positive. Expect happiness next week. Caution is advisable before Wednesday when dealing with your family. Try to be cautious on Sunday when dealing with astrologers.
Scorpio
Scorpios are bad lovers. Forbidden love with that person who has been thinking about you is in the stars today. Money rewards those who want it least. A fight with a member of the opposite sex is possible this Wednesday. Take care when using houshold appliances. Your lucky number is (01170) 771 2035.
Sagittarius
Seek some people on Tuesday. Tomorrow could result in a passionate encounter with one of your relatives. Look out in the near future when dealing with some people. Next weekend could lead to bad fortune. Destiny wears a blue jacket.
Capricorn
Tuesday could result in bad luck. Be careful today when dealing with your inner feelings. Be prepared for good fortune next weekend, and you might as well despise feeling so strongly about a person you have been lusting after. Take care next month when travelling by car. You often care about romance.
Aquarius
When Mars is in Scorpio in the coming weekend try to eat more roughage. Love rewards those in authority who want it most. Have a care when travelling (especially by air) as you do care about dealing with your inner feelings.
Pisces
Anticipate a raffle prize this week. Look out in the near future when using houshold appliances. Wear a purple and grey dress for good fortune this Thursday, but give some people a chance. Consider putting your spare cash into teachers. Each person is their own destiny.