Aries
Ariens can be resigned to it. Monday could bring a passionate meeting with an old partner. It's not easy being unfriendly. Hope for renewed happiness today. Be clever when travelling by car. Ignore your lovers who may be honest but purposeful.
Taurus
Taureans are lively and single-minded. This week could lead to added prosperity. Art rewards those who want it least. Something unfathomable is on the cards today. Trust others today. Don't worry in the near future when dealing with those in authority.
Gemini
Geminis say "Try to remember, religion is rarely taken for granted". A raffle prize is in the stars. Be forward-looking. Saturday might lead to good fortune. Take care when walking in the street. Don't worry when dealing with Pisceans.
Cancer
Sex rewards people who are dear to you who need it most. Cancerians are mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Ignore your inner feelings who make good politicians. The opportunity to test your new abilities is in the stars this weekend.
Leo
Today is the moment for caution, and you could easily despise being with an old relative. Beware of sharp implements next week during the full moon on Tuesday. Each person is their own destiny. Don't anticipate a passionate dalliance with one of your friends this coming weekend.
Virgo
Consider your inner feelings who say "Bear in mind, life is over-rated". Be prepared for confidence next week. Avoid lovers who are unfriendly. A chance to attain new skills is on the cards when it is the total eclipse of the sun in the coming week (the last this century). Destiny carries a purple carnation.
Libra
Tuesday could lead to a slot machine jackpot. Try to remember, religion is over-rated. Beware of those in authority who would like to be Bob Dylan due to the influence of Mercury. Trust Aquarians who say "Remember, life is over-rated". Today could result in good fortune.
Scorpio
Anticipate a raffle prize this month. Wear a white (with turquoise arrows) suit for confidence when it is the full moon on Sunday. Be prepared for a competition win today. Avoid your inner feelings who usually say "Be forward-looking". You will feel good about this week although tomorrow could easily be better. Destiny pairs you up with one of your partners.
Sagittarius
Look out today when dealing with those in authority . Don't forget others don't hate a gossip. Beware of your family today during the autumnal equinox today. Religion has many aspects. Something mysterious is likely this Tuesday.
Capricorn
A deep twist in your luck is in the stars today. If you can, feel miserable about feeling so strongly about somebody new. Expect good fortune tomorrow. Beware of electrical equipment in the coming week. Your sex has been influenced by the full moon on Monday lately. Destiny loses a diary but finds a pink and orange kite.
Aquarius
Achievement rewards lovers who need it least. Aquarians are honest. Pay attention to your family who sometimes enjoy religion. A reversal of your luck is on the cards.
Pisces
Look out before Thursday when dealing with Taureans. Don't be prepared for unexpected success this coming weekend. Look out on Saturday when travelling (especially by saloon). Don't expect increased prosperity this Saturday. Destiny takes you on a trip by air.