Aries
Have a care on Thursday when bungee-jumping. Today could result in renewed opportunities. Seek computers on Friday. Tomorrow might result in bad luck. Destiny pairs you up with a person in a pink Beetle.
Taurus
Try to remember, religion is over-rated. Taureans may be single-minded. Don't worry in the coming month when travelling (especially by car). Don't anticipate a steamy affair with someone else tomorrow.
Gemini
Each person is their own destiny. Geminis are cool. Avoid others who aspire to be Carl Sagan. Tomorrow is the day for patience.
Cancer
Money is similar to a red (with grey circles) light. Cancerians aspire to be Albert Einstein. Look out before Wednesday when travelling (especially by bicycle). Expect good luck next week.
Leo
Don't be prepared for prosperity when Aries is in the house of the moon in the near future. It's not easy being wise. Trust Aquarians who rarely be perturbed by religion due to the influence of the new moon before Tuesday. Trust salad vegetables next year. Something deep is in the stars.
Virgo
Beware of some people this month. Expect a romantic rendezvous with a member of the same sex this coming month. Have a care when travelling by aeroplane. Next month could result in success. Destiny wears a white (with turquoise circles) scarf.
Libra
Anticipate bad fortune this Sunday. Trust pink Beetles in the coming month. Your lucky number is 14 - it is the vernal equinox before Tuesday. Avoid people who are in debt to you who rarely appreciate religion. Romance comes to those who need it most.
Scorpio
Art is similar to a pink light. Scorpios are resigned to it. Caution is advisable when dealing with your family. Expect new confidence when it is Monday.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians tell you "Try to remember, love is over-rated". Be prepared for good luck tomorrow. It's not easy being popular. Anticipate good fortune next weekend. Listen carefully to Capricorns who aspire to be Albert Einstein. Beware of some people who are honest.
Capricorn
Chances to travel are in the stars this month. Try to be thrilled by feeling so strongly about that person you have been lusting after. Today could lead to opportunities. Look out when travelling by aeroplane. Expect a steamy affair with a person who has been worrying about you today, and be prepared for opportunities when it is the autumnal equinox on Saturday. Destiny is really mysterious.
Aquarius
There are more true words in a short poem than there are in a long one. Aquarians would like to be John F. Kennedy. Take care when using stairs. A bust-up with a member of the same sex is likely tomorrow.
Pisces
When Venus is in Sagittarius today avoid garden tools. There can be times when romance is hard but a sage person is not resigned to it. Anticipate added success this coming weekend, and you could easily take delight in this coming month.